Washington DC (K9 News Network) - DC Water Police Patrol boats are actively conducting its largest search for the elusive Kyrasaurus, who was last seen retrieving the last traffic river buoy that resulted in the first major backup and traffic boatjam in DC's recorded history on the Pawtomac.
While no serious injuries were reported and damage was considered minor, angered boaters and paddlers began an immediate hunt for the elusive kyrasaurus monster. Strategies included baiting the kyrasaurus with double-crested cormorrants or catfish.
Water buoys provide important guidance and control to boaters and paddlers, throughout the Pawtomac River waterway. Police noted that while kyrasauruses have never attacked people, they can potentially lick your face off. Therefor, if you see the kyrasuarus, please do not attempt to try and capture yourself, but call authorities immediately. Rewards are also offered to anyone who finds all the buoys, which is believed to by buried somewhere on Roosevelt Island.


